So, Art class has asked me to describe an RPG character version of myself. I am extremely pacifistic with a dislike of long-term adventures, so unless this is an unusual RPG, I’d be an NPC. Possibly I’d have a job running a minigame parlor. If the RPG features tameable creatures, I would have one or two of the cuter ones as pets. And if the RPG features cute fairies, expect me to be friends with at least one, even if the RPG doesn’t normally allow friendly relationships with magical creatures. That’s an NPC privilege I’d never miss out on.